Barber shop punditry: Kaka ’sucks’

Marylebone Barber Shop.
January 16th, 2009.
Sadly, my barber friend is feeling the pinch. A few weeks ago my usual opener ‘how’s your week been?’ was met with a tentative ‘not great, but can’t complain.’ Now when I give him my usual opener the response is a touch more frank: ‘bloody awful.’ Haircuts, it would seem, are [...]

Barber shop punditry: December 12th, 2008

Unfortunately, not that much punditry was being offered today at the Marylebone barbershop. I guess that says something about how hum-drum the final group games of the Champions League really were, and also how generally unexciting this weekend’s Premier League round appears to be.
However, as one gent was getting his hair shaved closely, the barber [...]

Barber shop punditry: better than real punditry

I just came back from my barber where the standard of punditry was excellent. Here’s the latest:
Chelsea ‘are rubbish.’
Liverpool will win the League. Crucially, they need a big dose of luck to get there but that is ‘what all teams need to win the title.’
Man United need Berbatov back in the line-up and doing ‘his Cantona [...]